IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY CAT ALLL DAY AND AFrer WALKING OUT LOOKING FOR HER I SEE HER IN THE NEIGHBOURS WINDOW ALL THE WINDOWS AND DOORS ARE LOCKED AND THEY ARE ON HILIDAY HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUC K
THAT IS MY CAT AND THAT IS NOT MY HOSUE
How I came out to my family this weekend.
Patience do you have a boyfriend yet?
Well why not? You very pretty. You ain't got no boyfriend back at home?
I like my men like I like my coffee.
...Patience stop lying. You don't even like coffee.
can yOU IMAGINE SEEING YOUR INTERNET FRIEND SMILING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRONT OF YOU. I BET THEIR SMILE CAN LIGHT uP THIS ENTIRE WORLD